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jesus in a capsicam
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I took a sharp knife and dissected the capsicum to add to my delicious Salad, along with Cucumber, Lettuce, Bean Sprouts & Tomatoes, when I saw that the Capsicum had mini capsicums inside. Upon more thorough investigation the Capsicum Foetus' contained the image of Jesus. Did the saviour return for Judgement Day as a Capsicum? What a terrible error on God's behalf to send his Son to be eaten as a Salad Ingredient. But I wonder if I will acquire some fantastical powers now that I have ingested a Quarter of the Jesusicum. The other 3 quarters of the Jesusicum could be yours... Magical Powers included if they exist... A Must Have for the Jesus Fan in your life. Read the bible? What better accompaniment than a Jesus Capsicum? Incase you require some nourishment part way through Genesis... it's a long chapter after all, with all the creating and business.Photo 1: Me holding the Jesus Foetus/CapsicumPhoto 2: A Green Capsicum. Unrelated... But just a comparison to show how special my Jesus-Capsicum truly isPhoto 3: Can you see the face of Jesus and why this Capsicum is so dear to me?
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$100,000.00
10 Apr
4:44 pm
repnit (0 )
$42.00
10 Apr
4:35 pm
david.toyota (117 )
$41.00
10 Apr
4:26 pm
mrbong (152 )
$40.00
10 Apr
4:24 pm
david.toyota (117 )
$31.00
10 Apr
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hazard69 (528 )
$30.00
10 Apr
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david.toyota (117 )
$21.00
10 Apr
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thejonguy (70 )
$20.00
10 Apr
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nice, cant see any work of photoshopping done here... at all! posted by: hazard69 (528 ) 4:22 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Well as I said I swear to Jesus I did not photoshop Jesus into the equation... 4:22 pm, Thu 10 Apr
That's amazing!!! Do you have any other Jesus faces on vegetable merchandise? Or are you solely limited to the Capsicum of Christ? posted by: riventree (20 ) 4:22 pm, Thu 10 Apr
well at the moment I only have the capsicum but I am totally on the unt for more fruit and vege with the faces of jesus in them.... 4:26 pm, Thu 10 Apr
haha you guys rock... it REALLY does look like jesus!!!!!!! posted by: laura8388 (246 ) 4:22 pm, Thu 10 Apr
I KNOW! Of course we are assuming Jesus was a white guy with a beard.... rather than a person of darker persuasion... as his origin would indicate... 4:27 pm, Thu 10 Apr
HAHA. Whats the reserve? posted by: mrbong (152 ) 4:22 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Um, i am unsure... 4:27 pm, Thu 10 Apr
buy now?? posted by: qbl (137 ) 4:23 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Oh, maybe $100? 4:27 pm, Thu 10 Apr
do you come with the sale? posted by: fucy-loster (8 ) 4:23 pm, Thu 10 Apr
I can drop the item off and stay for a cup of tea, but not forever I am afraid. 4:28 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Classic! Nice cut posted by: etechnology (7433 ) 4:24 pm, Thu 10 Apr
I know! HOw lucky not to cut the face of our saviour jesus? 4:28 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Do I need a tray if I buy this?? posted by: burrowssp (88 ) 4:25 pm, Thu 10 Apr
No, just a refridgerator... 4:28 pm, Thu 10 Apr
SWEET BRO... posted by: trigirl1 (2524 ) 4:26 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Well capsicums are more spicey than sweet... 4:34 pm, Thu 10 Apr
is there any guarantee.. now that the capsicum is opened, that it wont go nasty in the time between now and when the jesus capsicum is delivered to the lucky recipient? posted by: thejonguy (70 ) 4:26 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Well it will be fresh delivered... perhaps i could freeze it or that might mulch it up... 4:34 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Sorry, It looks fake, please remove my bids posted by: david.toyota (117 ) 4:27 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Jesus is not happy... 4:35 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Blasphemous! Get some other picture to Photoshop in. Plus, your skills are an insult to photoshop. posted by: olivertwisted (18 ) 4:27 pm, Thu 10 Apr
You are an insult to insults... 4:35 pm, Thu 10 Apr
looks sadly quite fake!! posted by: broken_fever (1 ) 4:31 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Are you serious? It's as real as can be... 4:35 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Do you think you will donate the money for JJ to shave her head? posted by: trixx2 (30 ) 4:32 pm, Thu 10 Apr
probably not... JJ is a home owner... I am a renter. Feel sorry for me. 4:35 pm, Thu 10 Apr
yea it looks fake but you idiots were stupid enuf to bid on it haha suckers go vaughn make the most you can out of it and if they do pay ya post really negative feedback posted by: bturbz (28 ) 4:37 pm, Thu 10 Apr
hahaha oh they will give me A++++ feedback, afterall they get the jesus capsicum 4:44 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Man. You got so many views in so short time. Maybe you can tell everyone about my auctions. posted by: mrbong (152 ) 4:38 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Ooooh this isn't the place to make money off a miracle... 4:44 pm, Thu 10 Apr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw posted by: burrowssp (88 ) 4:38 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Hilarious! 4:44 pm, Thu 10 Apr
If there is not a real face of Jesus on it, then I don't want it posted by: david.toyota (117 ) 4:40 pm, Thu 10 Apr
ooooh well... you bid. see you in small claims court... 4:45 pm, Thu 10 Apr
dude ill give ya 4 buks a tug boat and half a cheese burger ya keen? posted by: mess_a31 (0 ) 4:40 pm, Thu 10 Apr
ooooh as good as a trade sounds... i think i need the cash... but the tugboat... how much are you after? shall we discuss it in the trademe forums? the place where bored housewives go to whinge about how much they weigh? 4:43 pm, Thu 10 Apr
When I Heard Our Saviour Was Going To Return, I Really Thought He Would Come Back As A Potato...And To Those Non-Believers Who Claim That This Is Photoshopped, You Are Mistaken! This Is Clearly A Miracle Of The Lord! posted by: not_so_inocent (63 ) 4:41 pm, Thu 10 Apr
AMEN! God made a boo boo. Proving that no ones perfect... 4:45 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Did you notice anything strange after eating it? Cos once i had an apple shaped like Abraham Lincoln and i had diarrhea for a week.. posted by: chukt (128 ) 4:42 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Hmmm... I have lost 5 kgs this afternoon alone and i did drink a lot of water and felt a bit drunk... 4:46 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Hi Vaughan, could you please ask Fletch to pronounce capsicum corectly? He keeps saying capsicun, and it makes him sound more special than he is. Thanks, and good luck with the trade! posted by: genisis007 (33 ) 4:45 pm, Thu 10 Apr
hahahaha Fletch is from the Naki... he is a little bit white trash. He grew up up Inglewood 4:46 pm, Thu 10 Apr
would you throw in a personal tour of the new studio? :) posted by: brtiney (13 ) 4:45 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Yes... I would. Unless you're crazy. 4:46 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Nawwww....I had a Capsicum once that had a dangley bit inside - think it could be the daddy?? And as for your capsicum being spicey - your wrong I say...do I have to be all food technical with you again like i was a year or so ago with Shallots?? :p posted by: ladyblackheart (80 ) 4:47 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Hahahaha I am unsure how to describe the taste then.... 4:51 pm, Thu 10 Apr
only the Fletch kind of crazy...... posted by: brtiney (13 ) 4:48 pm, Thu 10 Apr
hmmm... that's all the wrong sorts of crazy... 4:52 pm, Thu 10 Apr
looks like you gunna be rich bro 1 mill and they are legally obliged to buy it haha posted by: bturbz (28 ) 4:48 pm, Thu 10 Apr
oh i know!!!! but jesus knows no price. apart from what i get... 4:57 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Hmmm.. maybe you inherited the power to turn water to wine posted by: chukt (128 ) 4:48 pm, Thu 10 Apr
well that is possible... i also walked straight over a puddle. 4:58 pm, Thu 10 Apr
do you think that if i was to plant the capsicum foetus' i could grow more jesus' and have my own jesus army? posted by: bradchis (21 ) 4:48 pm, Thu 10 Apr
oooooh what a fantastic idea... we shall be millionaires... 4:58 pm, Thu 10 Apr
oh hahahahaha i nearly pissed myself laughing. Vaughn...... i think that that capsicum came out of your ass and has a picture of you on it. its soo.... beautiful!!! YOU are my jesus. posted by: sparks1977 (24 ) 4:52 pm, Thu 10 Apr
thanks. I have been compared before, but usually it's just because we both have fantastic beards... 4:59 pm, Thu 10 Apr
MRBONG WAS HERE posted by: mrbong (152 ) 4:55 pm, Thu 10 Apr
Was he? I missed him. How do you know? 4:59 pm, Thu 10 Apr
baha no photoshop ae?? sure thing whatever u say posted by: thedocs (61 ) 4:58 pm, Thu 10 Apr
you got it! 4:59 pm, Thu 10 Apr
this is all from trade me do not bother to look at links not made up ave a look at...
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